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- The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next…
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we…
- Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday
- There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will…
- For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know…
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that,…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good…
- How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?
- President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.…
- Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
- Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
- If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.
- According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than…
- USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more…
- You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle