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- You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we…
- In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
- According to the British Journal of Psychiatry, marijuana can cause panic attacks. I don't know . . . The only time I have ever seen…
- As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas…
- A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, or any social…
- You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.
- Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
- McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective…
- You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
- President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're…
- President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months.…
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to…
- President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means?…
- A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his…
- According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of…
- One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Arabic accent. You know, maybe CBS should have hired…
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