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- According to USA Today, 74 percent of Americans plan to hand out candy this Halloween. Although President Obama thinks it should be just the top…
- Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by…
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he…
- Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.
- President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
- Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
- President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
- President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
- President Obama is currently on a week-long trip to Africa, where he will promote freedom, democracy, and economic opportunity. I guess he figured it hasn't…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
- President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're…
- Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask,…
- President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.
- President Obama is coming under criticism now for not meeting with his jobs council. He hasn't met with his jobs council in over six months.…
- One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how…
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good…
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
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- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- President Obama has tried to spin the paltry new job creation numbers as 'a step in the right direction.' But, clearly, the… — Bob Beauprez
- It's pretty clear that over the last three months the economy has paused. And it's also pretty clear the American people are… — John Boehner
- House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his support for… — John Boehner
- President Obama has made it clear that the United States is determined to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons. — John O. Brennan
- By the time President Obama took office, Guantanamo was viewed internationally as a symbol of a counterterrorism approach that flouted our laws… — John O. Brennan
- President Obama is determined that our foreign and national security policies not play into al-Qa'ida's strategy or its warped ideology. Al-Qa'ida seeks… — John O. Brennan
- So you know, I think that the federal government, the Democrats, and President Obama are selling a lot of hope and change,… — Jan Brewer
- I just didn't want to get out there anymore; I didn't want to get back into what I call 'the swamp.' And… — George W. Bush
- I think President Obama has used the bully pulpit as a way to attack capitalism. — Jeb Bush
- I don't want to tell President Obama how to make a speech. He's a much better speech maker than I am. But… — Jimmy Carter