"President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have……" — Jay Leno
"President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears."
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Jay Leno
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