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- I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall,…
- Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened…
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
- The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know…
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren't enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in…
- President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?
- Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a…
- In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies,…
- A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from…
- I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,…
More Up Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- Beautician: the official occupation of the 'I wear too much make-up fat girl'. — Nikhil Saluja
- All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. — Aristotle
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Successful people don't relax on a chair. They feel relaxed with their work. They sleep with their dreams and wake up with… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold