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- The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do…
- My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother…
- Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you…
- Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels…
- For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get too personal but…
- Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't…
- If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it's not that smart.
- We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we…
- There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would…
- I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
- Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
- I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right…
- I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
- Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to…
- Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think…
- When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it…
- Like wars, fights are started by people who dont get hit.
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- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I wanted to get back to my style of 20 years ago after a long period of exploring horror and fantasy themes. — Dario Argento
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- The faces I see in the modeling industry can get dull. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy. — Lance Armstrong
- If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on. — Lance Armstrong
- I still don't get golf. — Lance Armstrong