"Are they real fires? Or are people just……" — Chris Rock

"Are they real fires? Or are people just reacting to something? Just because there’s an alarm going doesn’t mean it’s a fire. And I think that people are confusing the two. It’s only a fire when it offends the fans, and the fans turn on you. Tosh has fans, and they get the joke. If you’ve watched enough Tracy Morgan, you let the worst thing go by. When did Tracy Morgan become Walter Cronkite? You have to mean something to me to offend me. You can’t break up with me if we don’t date."

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We leave unmolested those who set the fire to the house, and prosecute those who sound the alarm. — Nicolas Chamfort
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God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that, realizes that he is in the midst,… — F B Meyer
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm.… — Rita Rudner
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I don't need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me. — Ray Bradbury

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