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Comedy Quotes by Bo Burnham
- When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
- In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
- If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
- For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
- Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
- Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
- I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
- For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any…
- I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from…
- At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks…
- I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
- At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an…
- Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop…
- I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happened to find comedy. Fame and all…
- My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the…
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