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Funny Quotes by Bo Burnham
- What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
- When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
- In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
- If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
- For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
- Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
- When life gets you down, make a comforter!
- I just like to write and then perform.
- Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin