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Three Quotes by Bill Bailey
- Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail…
- Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
- Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
- Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
- Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
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