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Three Quotes by Mark Twain
- It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal…
- As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them…
- If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help…
- I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in…
- He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended…
- In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.
- In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the Old Silurian Period…
- The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other…
- An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and…
- Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with…
- Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip…
- It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
- It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and…
- Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at…
- April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
- Solomon, who was one of the Deity's favorites, had a copulation cabinet composed of seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines. To save his life…
- There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read…
- Write without pay until someone offers pay. If nobody offers within three years, the candidate may look upon this as a sign that sawing wood…
- If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the…
- Life was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after…
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