"Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in……" — Mark Twain

Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the… - Mark Twain
"Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!"

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