Punch Quotes

490 quotes by 415 authors

I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in there and also… — Alexis Arguello
I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't really onto anything… — Christian Bale
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he… — Scott Adams
The devastating punch we took on September 11th still reverberates throughout American society. — Joe Biden
Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear. — Sandra Bullock
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. — George Carlin
That's the most beautiful thing that I like about boxing: you can take a punch. The biggest thing about taking a punch is your ego… — David O. Russell
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. — Bobby Heenan
Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar. — Dennis Miller
The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry. — Sean O Faolain
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission… — Larry Lujack
Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck. — Bobby Fischer
The supporters...It is true that they are dangerous when they run close to the riders. From there to throwing a punch. That is a step.... — Gilberto Simoni
It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Foreign policy always has more force and punch when the nation speaks with one voice. To remain secure, prosperous, and free, the United States must… — Lee H. Hamilton
It was a sucker punch. But you know who gets hit by sucker punches? Suckers. — Max Kellerman
Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle. — Randall Cobb
If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons. — George Foreman
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why… — A J Liebling
Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in the first act,… — Simon Pegg

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