Punch Quotes

490 quotes by 390 authors

Mike Tyson would have been a good sparring partner for me and Muhammad Ali because Tyson was a fast fighter and he could punch and… — Larry Holmes
Before I was a Discordian, I took life much too seriously. When you take life too seriously you start to wonder what the point of… — Kerry Thornley
You get respect in society if you are aggressive. If you fight then people respect you. If you fight back, people like you for that… — Richey Edwards
I was much affected by the internal troubles of the Punch family; I thought that with a little more tact on the part of Mrs.… — Edmund Gosse
Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your goals and follow those guidelines. It's all right there if… — Rick Danko
Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing one pattern… — Paul Rudnick
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding… — Brian P. Cleary
I think jewelry can change an outfit more than anything else. Transformation, punch, individuality: One or all of the above are why you should wear… — Iris Apfel
I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the… — Zach Braff
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take… — Zach Braff
I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition is, the better.… — Zach Braff
If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying. — Ichiro Suzuki
I got the best advice I've ever been given; 'Punch him in the face as much as you can.' Keep it simple, so that's what… — Court McGee
Punch a black belt in the face, he becomes a brown belt. Punch him again, purple... — Carlson Gracie
The terminology of philosophical art is coercive: arguments are powerful and best when they are knockdown, arguments force you to a conclusion, if you believe… — Robert Nozick
A punch should stay like a treasure in the sleeve. It should not be used indiscrimately. — Unknown Author
Some people read palms to tell your future, but I read hands to tell your past. Each scar makes a story worth telling. Each callused… — Sarah Kay
Children are born true scientists. They spontaneously experiment and experience and reexperience again. They select, combine, and test, seeking to find order in their experiences… — R. Buckminster Fuller
Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat. — William Safire
I think Mike Gibbons was probably the greatest boxer that ever put a glove on. They called him The Wizard, The Phantom of the ring… — Tommy Gibbons

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