Punch Quotes

490 quotes by 390 authors

My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey
There used to be an old thing where every team had a heavy bag in their locker room for people to punch, but again, it… — Steve Yzerman
Every punch was thrown with bad intentions. — Mike Tyson
Art is the only thing you cannot punch a button for. You must do it the old-fashioned way. Stay up and really burn the midnight… — Leontyne Price
This show has shown me how to throw a punch. But watching my future sister-in-law go through breast cancer has also shown me how to… — Charlotte Ross
The God's tropical...ladies call me 'Black Fruit Punch.' — Ghostface Killah
They reality is that we have 70% of our voters use a punch card system that I tried to change and that bipartisan resistance in… — Ken Blackwell
This place has a one, two knockout punch. — Joe Teti
I hate saying, 'I like exercising' - I want to punch people who say that. — Jennifer Lawrence
Emotional abuse is like being continuously kicked in the shins. It can be worse than getting one punch in the face, and it cements itself. — Ashley Banjo
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself… — Robert Patrick
We just want to make the walls cave in and the ceiling collapse. Music is meant to be played as loudly as possible, really raw… — Bon Scott
I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My… — Ken Dodd
Abandonment doesn't have the sharp but dissipating sting of a slap. It's like a punch to the gut, bruising your skin and driving the precious… — Tayari Jones
I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway. — Nick Hornby
Packs a Huge Emotional Punch! Graceful Writing, Great Acting, Exquisite Direction, Suspense, Profound Subject Matter and It Rocks! — Rex Reed
We want the right people, the ones who love to play football. I want a guy who, if I punch him in the mouth, doesn't… — Matt Millen
We need to punch back against the extremes of both the left and the right and define the terms of the debate ourselves. — John Avlon
According to the media, trans women were subject to pain and punch lines. Instead of proclaiming that I was not a plot device to be… — Janet Mock
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show.… — Rainn Wilson

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