Punch Quotes

490 Punch quotes by 390 unique authors

I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch, now I'm in trouble cause the dean saw the punch. — Bobby Vee
There was only one punch. Tony Blair rang me and he said 'Are you OK?' and I said 'Yes', and he said 'Well, what happened?'… — John Prescott
If anybody doubts my loyalty to my country, I'll punch him in the nose, and I don't care how old he is. — William Wyler
Films are artifice. We're telling stories on film. At the same time, when it works, there is a real tough immediacy and spontaneity to it,… — Paul McGann
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke… — Sylvester McCoy
The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming. — Aimee Mann
People forget the good, because the bad has more punch. — Louise Erdrich
If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line. — Louise Erdrich
Sucker Punch' is a big girl power movie. — Carla Gugino
I don't know what a supermodel is. If they call me that, I might have to punch them. It's just so vain and so unreal. — Waris Dirie
You swore you wouldn't shout. If it's not your punch, then it's your pout. — Elvis Costello
A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to… — Toby Keith
Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it — Colleen Hoover
And just about the time I feel like screaming and finding me a wall to punch right through, I look up and I just can't… — Bob Seger
I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun. — Jimmy Buffett
Bono as we all know, is in love with the world, he's enamoured by it. I'm enraged by it. He wants to give the world… — Bob Geldof
If life a joke then Iâ€™m waiting for the punch. You all about the beef but me, Iâ€™m bout the bun. — Mac Miller
Even though I had been boxing, I had no idea I could beat somebody in the ring. And I had no idea I could really… — Cara Castronuova
You never know why or when the next job is coming. I actually like that. It's kind of exciting. I don't punch in. I don't… — Michael Vartan
One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know. — Paul Keating

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