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- For all the things that we've shared, for the endless time you've cared, for helping me through good and bad times, the jokes, the laughter…
- Someday youll forget the closeness we have and the jokes weve shared. Youll meet someone who can get along with you more than I can.…
- I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's…
- If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your…
- No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message…
- I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said your so cute. I…
- You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy.…
- Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who…
- The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.
- Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So…
- I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the…
- The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave…
- No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.
- Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you…
- Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
- When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear. Cause…
- Treat her like a lady. Even if later on you find out that she loves raunchy jokes, don't start out the relationship by telling her…
- Not all women are going to find your jokes funny. And your personality is not going to work with all women. If you are quiet…
- As I look back on my past, I remember the jokes I laughed at, the things I missed and lost, but there's one thing I'll…
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