Pubs Quotes

117 quotes by 104 authors

In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button
When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would… — J P Donleavy
The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops instead of the… — George Orwell
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that… — Michael Jackson
My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long,… — Eric Clapton
You meet a better class of person in pubs, — Oliver Reed
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail… — Bill Bailey
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey
I was never a big guy in pubs. I was never the main kind of aggressor or anything like that, but I found myself in… — Dominic Monaghan
I do have the ability to explore life and to be over the moon at the smallest thing - a few pints and a craic… — Colin Farrell
The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to… — Rose Byrne
I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. We'd go to this British pub to watch the 'Six Nations' early in the… — Matthew Rhys
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if it's just about… — Tom Kerridge
That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a… — Andrew Flintoff
One of my beliefs is that there are certain institutions within a community which stand for the spirit and heart of that community, there's the… — David Soul
The weekend break had begun with the usual resentment and had continued with half-repressed ill humour. It was, of course, his fault. He had been… — P.D. James
It seems that soccer tournaments create those relationships: people gathered together in pubs and living rooms, a whole country suddenly caring about the same event.… — Simon Kuper
We were never a band that did 96 takes of the same thing. I had heard of groups that were into that kind of excess… — Jimmy Page
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in… — Shane MacGowan

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