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• In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?! — Jenson Button
• When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.… — J P Donleavy
• The Puritanical nonsense of excluding children and therefore to some extent women from pubs has turned these places into mere boozing shops… — George Orwell
• To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson
• My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening… — Eric Clapton
• You meet a better class of person in pubs, — Oliver Reed
• Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I… — Bill Bailey
• Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would… — Bill Bailey
• Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey
• I was never a big guy in pubs. I was never the main kind of aggressor or anything like that, but I… — Dominic Monaghan
• I do have the ability to explore life and to be over the moon at the smallest thing - a few pints… — Colin Farrell
• The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would… — Rose Byrne

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