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- Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident…
- I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work…
- God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
- Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
- The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. In the history of armed combat, we are the only democracy to have…
- Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
- I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because…
- ...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything,…
- If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your…
- Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so…
- Boredom forces you to ring people you haven’t seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left it so long.…
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- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
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