"If you are clinically insane, by which I……" — Jeremy Clarkson
"If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car, (about the BMW X3)."
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85 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site.
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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More Bmw Quotes
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The better you get, the less you run around showing off as a muscle guy. You know, you wear regular…
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Hard work will get you a professorship or a BMW. You need both work and luck for a Booker, a…
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
— Boris Johnson
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I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting,…
— Brad Meltzer
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Within a few years the name 'Maria Sharapova' will be a brand as universally recognized as Calvin Klein, BMW and…
— Maria Sharapova
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As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you.…
— Conan O'Brien
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For somebody to take a shot at him is totally disappointing and hurtful to my family, my mother, his wife…
— Rick Hendrick
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I don't understand people whose gratification is a BMW. You don't know what joy is until you see a kid…
— Andrew Vachss
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For average working folks, America was becoming a puzzle. Who was buying all these two-hundred-dollar copper saucepans, anyway? And how…
— Daniel Suarez
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The great Western disease is, ‘I'll be happy when... When I get the money. When I get a BMW. When…
— Marshall Goldsmith
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You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.
— Richard Hammond
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