"Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up……" — Jeremy Clarkson
"Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously."
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Jeremy Clarkson
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85 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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