Pub Quotes

101 quotes by 89 authors

More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson. — Jonathan Ross
My books are not really books; theyre endless chains of distraction shoved inside a cover. Many of them begin at the search box of Pub… — Mary Roach
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay
You find actually over the years that you get attributed with a lot of things you didn't do and you don't get reported on a… — Peter Costello
Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money — Steven Morrissey
Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format' — Bill Bailey
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men are… — Muhammad Yunus
But one of the most fantastic things about Ireland and Dublin is that the pubs are like Paris and the cafe culture. And Dublin, in… — Hugh Dancy
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was… — Robert Pattinson
I think 26 is the turning point. Iâ€™ve got to make up for 10 years of living like a degenerate. Iâ€™ve suddenly become conscious of… — Robert Pattinson
Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing at Joe's Pub,… — Lesley Gore
I was in a vintage pub rock band called Clover in the 1970s. — Huey Lewis
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub. — John Hillaby
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the… — Sally Phillips
Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub. — James Joyce
As I was getting interviewed by the Wall Street Journal, or some big pub guy, all I remember was that he went off to the… — Max Levchin
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub. — Samantha Mumba
Welsh is my mother tongue, and my children speak it. If you come and live in this community you'll work out pretty quickly that it's… — Bryn Terfel
I love acting. It's the one job I know of where you can go in, go through complete catharsis - emotionally, physically sometimes and mentally… — Peter Mullan

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