"Just think, right now as you read this,……" — George Carlin
"Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Gettin high, livin' everday, like i'm gonna die.
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Now all my niggas gettin buck Overbite
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Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy
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I'm busy gettin rich. I don't want trouble. I made enough for 2 niggas, boy, stunt double.
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But you could miss me with all that, diss me then crawl back. I really wish yall would fall back,…
— Drake
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Work som', twerk som' basis. She just tryna make it so she's right here gettin naked. I don't judge her-I…
— Drake
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I'm satisfied with a little while you haters want it all. You waitin' for the spring and I'm gettin' it…
— Drake
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Think I'm gettin' sick, I'm feelin' illegal/ And not having money is the root of all evil
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Can you imagine wot it was like. All the girls gettin' luvly figgers and me stayin' flat as a pancake?…
— Twiggy
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I gotta go on doin' it the way I see it...I got no choice but to take it like I…
— Janis Joplin
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When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always…
— will.i.am
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If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank…
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