"I don't have a fear of heights. I……" — George Carlin
"I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Fall Quotes
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But human beings fall easily into despair, and from the very beginning we invented stories that enabled us to place…
— Karen Armstrong
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If you worried about falling off the bike, you'd never get on.
— Lance Armstrong
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Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to…
— Mary Kay Ash
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any…
— Isaac Asimov
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I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild…
— Margaret Atwood
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The honors of this world, what are they but puff, and emptiness, and peril of falling?
— Saint Augustine
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To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.
— Jane Austen
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I had many friends to help me to fall; but as to rising again, I was so much left to…
— Teresa of Avila
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Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then allowing it to fall.
— Charles Babbage
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I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit…
— Lauren Bacall
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Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall.
— Francis Bacon
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The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall.
— Francis Bacon
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