"What was the best thing before sliced bread?" — George Carlin
"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes.
— Hannah Arendt
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Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of…
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When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress…
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As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we…
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Hope is a waking dream.
— Aristotle
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My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
— Aristotle
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At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.
— Aristotle
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The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances.
— Aristotle
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
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Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men…
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Education is the best provision for old age.
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If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best…
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