"Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can……" — Mitch Hedberg

"Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast."

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