Toasts Quotes

168 quotes by 151 authors

To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. — E. V. Lucas
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast… — Mark Twain
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first." — Robert Breault
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry… — Groucho Marx
That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the rain forest, this… — Michael Berryman
Sometimes we forget to be grateful until we survive a trauma. For example, after having the flu when you ache all over, throw up for… — Charlotte Sophia Kasl
There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained through some kind… — Merle Haggard
I raise a glass, to make a toast wishing everything good for you, so happy birthday for today and health and happiness too. — Susan Smith
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard
I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did that happen?' I… — Robert Pattinson
A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right… — Naveen Andrews
I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You are toast. It's like running a marathon. You can't think… — Christopher Meloni
I don't like toast... the black stuff gets in my teeth. — Bud Jamison
Beige is atmosphere. It's bisque, it's ivory, it's cream, it's stone, it's toast, it's cappuccino. It;s well, it's magic. — Albert Hadley
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my… — Dick Martin
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of… — Elvis Costello
I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and… — Robert Mapplethorpe
What is odious but . . . people . . . who toast their feet on the register. . . . — Marsilio Ficino
Nobody respects a country with a poor army, but everybody respects a country with a good army. I raise my toast to the Finnish army — Joseph Stalin

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