Toasts Quotes

168 quotes by 151 authors

If you canâ€™t out iterate someone who is trying to copy you, youâ€™re toast anyway. — Eric Ries
Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. — Jonathan Cainer
Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow--… — Franklin P. Adams
Here's to our beloved George Washington, the Joshua of America, who commanded the sun and the moon to sand still--and they obeyed. — Benjamin Franklin
A health to the nut-brown lass, With the hazel eyes: let it pass. . . . . As much to the lively grey 'Tis as… — John Suckling
To the old, long life and treasure; To the young, all health and pleasure. — Ben Jonson
Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast. — Laura Schlessinger
There is nothing more depressing than toast that no one eats. — Peter Hedges
Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break… — Joan Collins
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. — Simon Cowell
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter… — Rodney Dangerfield
I am not at all a chocoholic. I would rather eat anchovy toast. — Joanne Harris
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to… — Demetri Martin
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than a boiled egg… — Ewan McGregor
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. — Ethel Merman
For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. — Alanis Morissette
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. — Liz Phair
Except in very narrow cases, where there's breakthrough science that needs patent production, worrying about competitors is a waste of time. If you can't out… — Eric Ries
I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I… — Ja Rule

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