"Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast." — Laura Schlessinger

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• I believe that democracies do not go to war; that's the lesson of history, and I think that a democratic… — Benazir Bhutto
• The will to work of everyone in the country is the best guarantee of national survival. — Bhumibol Adulyadej
• I plan on staying at Alabama for the rest of my career. I guarantee that I'll be here for you… — Bear Bryant
• My school reports always used to point out that my concentration levels were appalling. I never listened in class because… — Jenson Button
• So there's no guarantee if you like the music you will empathize with the culture and the people who made… — David Byrne
• Love means to commit yourself without guarantee. — Anne Campbell
• There's always pain around. That's one thing you can guarantee in life - there will always be a surplus of… — Nick Cave
• I can guarantee you this, that more pension and benefit reforms which I will consider arbitration reform to be one… — Chris Christie
• To every people the land is given on condition. Perceived or not, there is a Covenant, beyond the constitution, beyond… — Leonard Cohen
• They say the first World Series is the one you remember most. No, no no. I guarantee you don't remember… — Sparky Anderson
• I guarantee if people keep mm..supportin' me....Just buying my records, goin to my concerts, just supporting me..I'ma keep givin' money....Like… — Tupac Shakur
• This bill [Immigration Reform and Control act of 1986] is a gamble, a riverboat gamble. There is no guarantee that… — Charles Schumer

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