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Toasts Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat…
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- We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but… — Mark Twain
- To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation. — E. V. Lucas
- That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the… — Michael Berryman
- There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard
- I was a great believer in hot buttered toast at all hours of the day. — Frank O'Connor
- The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning… — Roger Rosenblatt
- There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on… — Alex Kapranos
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright