Toasts Quotes

168 quotes by 151 authors

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow. — Diane Johnson
Those who think that the rewarding things in life are somewhere over the rainbow 'burn their toast a lot,' said Pooh — Benjamin Hoff
Unbuttered toast is a substance half complete, and to be forced to eat it in that state is necessarily to feel deprived. — John Thorne
I have trouble with toast. Toast is very difficult. You have to watch it all the time or it burns up. — Julia Child
Billions of years ago God was creating universes and life; thousands of years ago he was creating angry floods, sin-saving human sacrifices and audible burning… — Trevor Treharne
So when you're dealing with an existential threat like death or like climate change, if you see it as 'we are all toast anyway,' then… — Bob Inglis
The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto… — David Daiches
Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning… — Dalton Trumbo
It is in that spirit, the spirit of '76, that I ask you to rise and join me in a toast to Chairman Mao, to… — Richard M. Nixon
But planes land and so do I, and suns rise, melting away the grounds cool protection. I am finally free, if only for this moment.… — Andrew McMahon
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace. — Robert Orben
A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law. — Big L
My favorite toast is rye toast. — Paris Hilton
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say… — Don Rickles
My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn't even inflict… — Drew Barrymore
Come in, my dearFrom that harsh worldThat has rained elements of stoneUpon your tender face.Every soulShould receive a toast from usFor bravery! — Hafez
I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast.… — Ana Ortiz
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg… — Gabrielle Reece
But one day we shall be rich, and the next poor. One day we shall dine in a palace and the next we'll sit in… — Katherine Mansfield
Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why… — Mitch Hedberg

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