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- We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but… — Mark Twain
- That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the… — Michael Berryman
- There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard
- I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright
- Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards,… — Hunter S. Thompson
- Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of… — Laurie Halse Anderson
- You don't have to shoot me," says the young lion. "I will be your rug and I will lie in front of… — Shel Silverstein
- The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like… — P.G. Wodehouse