Sliced Quotes
63 quotes by 57 authors
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Country was about character. Country's changed because of monsters like Clear Channel who bought up all the stations and sliced them up into formats. Our…
— Gary Allan
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
— George Carlin
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He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate.
— Ron Atkinson
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I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
— Lee Trevino
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This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and…
— Stephen Colbert
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In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you…
— Philip O Ceallaigh
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Country to me is living life at its simplest: Learning to appreciate a sliced vine-ripe tomato with a dash of salt, served between two slices…
— Art Smith
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My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they were doing it,…
— Etgar Keret
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Benjamin Murphy is the best artist since sliced bread.
— Vincent Van Gogh
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It was the forty-fathom slumber that clears the soul and eye and heart, and sends you to breakfast ravening. They emptied a big tin dish…
— Rudyard Kipling
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Truth can be sliced a hundred different ways, and it will still remain true, but falsehood shrinks into the shadows, hoping never to be tested,…
— Chris Johnson
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Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
— Fran Lebowitz
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I just think that you have to believe in yourself and you have to work very hard. You can't ever think that you're the best…
— Octavia Spencer
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To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older…
— Mario Batali
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All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.
— Alice Cooper
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In this world of uncertainty and woe, one thing remains unchanged: Fresh, canned, pureed, dried, salted, sliced, and served with sugar and cream, or pressed…
— Laurie Colwin
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For the art-historically informed, no art has truly shocked since November 19, 1971, when Chris Burden had himself shot in the arm by a friend,…
— Mark Kostabi
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Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget…
— David Letterman
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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
— Will Cuppy
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Wrap fish fillets, sliced veggies, and other quick-cooking items inside foil packets with bundles of fresh herbs and throw them directly on the grill; the…
— Emeril Lagasse
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