Sliced Quotes

63 quotes by 57 authors

Country was about character. Country's changed because of monsters like Clear Channel who bought up all the stations and sliced them up into formats. Our… — Gary Allan
What was the best thing before sliced bread? — George Carlin
He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate. — Ron Atkinson
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino
This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and… — Stephen Colbert
In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you… — Philip O Ceallaigh
Country to me is living life at its simplest: Learning to appreciate a sliced vine-ripe tomato with a dash of salt, served between two slices… — Art Smith
My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they were doing it,… — Etgar Keret
Benjamin Murphy is the best artist since sliced bread. — Vincent Van Gogh
It was the forty-fathom slumber that clears the soul and eye and heart, and sends you to breakfast ravening. They emptied a big tin dish… — Rudyard Kipling
Truth can be sliced a hundred different ways, and it will still remain true, but falsehood shrinks into the shadows, hoping never to be tested,… — Chris Johnson
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing. — Fran Lebowitz
I just think that you have to believe in yourself and you have to work very hard. You can't ever think that you're the best… — Octavia Spencer
To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older… — Mario Batali
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. — Alice Cooper
In this world of uncertainty and woe, one thing remains unchanged: Fresh, canned, pureed, dried, salted, sliced, and served with sugar and cream, or pressed… — Laurie Colwin
For the art-historically informed, no art has truly shocked since November 19, 1971, when Chris Burden had himself shot in the arm by a friend,… — Mark Kostabi
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget… — David Letterman
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. — Will Cuppy
Wrap fish fillets, sliced veggies, and other quick-cooking items inside foil packets with bundles of fresh herbs and throw them directly on the grill; the… — Emeril Lagasse

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