"I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It……" — Fred Willard
"I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary made it. Mary says I'll tell you virtually every meal I eat is the best I've ever had. She's right."
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Fred Willard
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29 Quotes by Fred Willard
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I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.
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It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.
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Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
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Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.
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Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only…
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of…
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You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming…
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Ballet I love for about five minutes. Then I want to see a comic come out.
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When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her…
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