Tomato Quotes

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You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the… — Mario Batali
I'm definitely looking forward to the day when I stop working - if I ever stop working. I like the idea of keeling over in… — Anthony Bourdain
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a… — Dean Martin
When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs.… — Doris Roberts
When I eat a tomato I look at it the way anyone else would. But when I paint a tomato, then I see it differently. — Henri Matisse
His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he… — P.G. Wodehouse
This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and… — Stephen Colbert
I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people… — Stephen Colbert
Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets… — Uma Thurman
My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the bone, well, that's my dad.… — Sidney Poitier
The assistant asked, `What do you want on it?' and Leo said, `Oh, Kate will tell you.' And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And… — Kate Winslet
I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for… — Louise Lasser
Is it a good hot dog? Thatâ€™s all I want to know â€¦ I donâ€™t think the personal health and purity of my colon is… — Anthony Bourdain
In London I had pear trees in my back garden, so I'd make my own pear and green tomato chutney. — Stephen Moyer
First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would drive a striped tomato and I've never… — Paul Michael Glaser
Country to me is living life at its simplest: Learning to appreciate a sliced vine-ripe tomato with a dash of salt, served between two slices… — Art Smith
I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato. — Ana Beatriz Barros
George Jesselâ€™s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the townâ€™s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka. — Lucius Beebe
The crooked little tomato branches, pulpy and pale as if made of cheap green paper, broke under the weight of so much fruit; there was… — John Updike
The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed… — Charles Heiser

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