Tomato Quotes
96 quotes by 83 authors
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You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the…
— Mario Batali
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I'm definitely looking forward to the day when I stop working - if I ever stop working. I like the idea of keeling over in…
— Anthony Bourdain
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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a…
— Dean Martin
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When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs.…
— Doris Roberts
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When I eat a tomato I look at it the way anyone else would. But when I paint a tomato, then I see it differently.
— Henri Matisse
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His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and…
— Stephen Colbert
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I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people…
— Stephen Colbert
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Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets…
— Uma Thurman
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My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the bone, well, that's my dad.…
— Sidney Poitier
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The assistant asked, `What do you want on it?' and Leo said, `Oh, Kate will tell you.' And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And…
— Kate Winslet
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I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for…
— Louise Lasser
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Is it a good hot dog? That’s all I want to know … I don’t think the personal health and purity of my colon is…
— Anthony Bourdain
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In London I had pear trees in my back garden, so I'd make my own pear and green tomato chutney.
— Stephen Moyer
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First of all I thought it was ugly, I thought it was ridiculous that undercover police guys would drive a striped tomato and I've never…
— Paul Michael Glaser
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Country to me is living life at its simplest: Learning to appreciate a sliced vine-ripe tomato with a dash of salt, served between two slices…
— Art Smith
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I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
— Ana Beatriz Barros
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George Jessel’s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town’s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka.
— Lucius Beebe
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The crooked little tomato branches, pulpy and pale as if made of cheap green paper, broke under the weight of so much fruit; there was…
— John Updike
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The word 'vegetable' has no precise botanical meaning in reference to food plants, and we find that almost all parts of plants have been employed…
— Charles Heiser
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