Tomato Quotes

96 Tomato quotes by 80 unique authors

True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean… — Superman
Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers? — Martin Goldsmith
You lame niggaz flop, keep playin' with the gwop, Catch you laying in a drop, your tomato gettin' popped, You be rollin', strollin', ride with… — French Montana
I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce. — Dr Gregory House
She's a sad tomato, she's three miles of bad road. — Unknown Author
I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp… — Boondocks
Tomato's grow sweeter with age. A bottle of milk go's sour. Live your life like a tomato, and don't cry over spilt milk. — Unknown Author
I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary… — Fred Willard
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient,… — Giada De Laurentiis
So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa… — Pulp Fiction
If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die. — Ramandeep Singh
Liking tomatoes is not the same thing as liking ketchup ok — Ramandeep Singh
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a FRUIT Wisdom is not putting it in Fruit Salad — Ritu Ghatourey
I burn very easily, so if I forget sunscreen, I will be a tomato by the end of the day. I'm very big on sunscreen… — Candice Accola
Salsa is basically a tomato crime scene. — Nikhil Saluja
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Annoymous

Who Wrote These Tomato Quotes

80 authors contributed a total of 96 Tomato Quotes, led by these top contributors: