Ham Quotes

141 quotes by 125 authors

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. — Lucille Ball
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves, they are some… — Peter Berg
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me… — Jim Carrey
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and… — Cynthia Rylant
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter of cold veal,… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive… — Michael Pollan
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor
When I was a young boy, I loved spending hours in St. Franics Xavier's school library at Saint Louis University. The feel of the books… — William Lacy Clay, Jr.
West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. — Artur Boruc
I definitely knew that I loved acting from the very beginning. I was such a ham growing up. Wherever the camera was, I wanted to… — Naya Rivera
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey
You don't see no city when you look at me cause country's all I am. I love runnin' barefoot through the old cornfields and I… — Loretta Lynn
If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out. — Robert Benchley
Eat from the Tree of Life and throw away the verbal ham. — Sadat X
There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian ham laced with… — Rainer Maria Rilke
Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And all of those… — Alan Moore
If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic,… — Kate White

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125 authors contributed a total of 141 Ham Quotes, led by these top contributors: