Ham Quotes

141 quotes by 125 authors

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome… — Terry Pratchett
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys… — C.S. Lewis
The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!"… — Roald Dahl
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. — Dr. Seuss
Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all youâ€™ve… — Louis de Bernieres
Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I… — Janet Evanovich
Templeton was down there now, rummaging around. When he returned to the barn, he carried in his mouth an advertisement he had torn from a… — Elwyn Brooks White
Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge… — George Eliot
Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said. — Brandon Sanderson
Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us? — Brandon Sanderson
anyone know where Kell is?" "Sleeping," Vin said. "He came in late last night, and hasn't gotten up yet." Ham grunted, taking a bite of… — Brandon Sanderson
He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart — C.S. Lewis
Some hams hanging in the kitchen were taken out for burial — George Orwell
She looked up, her face pink as a Christmas ham. â€œYou ever try chasing down a car?â€ she gasped. â€œIâ€™ll one-up you. I gave Scott… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and… — Mira Grant
Cameron threw her hands up in frustration. â€œWhat is this so-called â€˜lookâ€™?â€ Whatever it was, she was going to have to start taking extreme measures… — Julie James
I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will… — Dr. Seuss
Style has a profound meaning to Black Americans. If we canâ€™t drive, we will invent walks and the world will envy the dexterity of our… — Nikki Giovanni
Don't get me wrong. I love a Denver omelette as much as the next girl. But I'm curious whether thatâ€™s your thing, or if you… — Julie James
You see the dilemma?â€ Ham asked. â€œI see an idiot,â€ Breeze mumbled. — Brandon Sanderson

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