Ham Quotes

141 quotes by 125 authors

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa
In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson
I guess I'm a born ham. — Marta Kristen
I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please… — John Hodgman
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For snacks,… — Sprague Grayden
Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world… — Chris Cornell
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. — Chuck Robb
Why...is the hunter who shoots a deer for venison subject to more criticism than the person who buys a ham at the supermarket? Overall, it… — Peter Singer
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. — Jim Carrey
I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say. — Carlos Tevez
The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish. — Paolo Di Canio
Ham will continue to be servant of servants, as the Lord decreed, until the curse is removed. will the present struggle free the slave? No;… — Brigham Young
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen
Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000… — Jeffrey Kluger
I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99… — Mike Myers
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed. — Martina Navratilova
I have the insecurities of any actress, I suppose of any woman. Even the most beautiful ones feel unhappy. Look at Bardot: she was suicidal.… — Chloe Sevigny
Grain that is used to feed animals that end up on our tables as turkeys and hams could have gone to feed starving people. — Peter Singer
I love making buckwheat crepes with ham, Parmesan cheese, and a fried egg on top. It's my go-to breakfast. — Taylor Swift
The happiest moments of my childhood were spent on my grandmother's front porch in Durham, N.C., or at her sister's farmhouse in Orange County, where… — Andre Leon Talley

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