Ham Quotes

141 quotes by 125 authors

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. — Sol Wachtler
She's got those big black eyes with plenty shiny white in them that makes them shine like brand new money and she knows what God… — Zora Neale Hurston
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. — Fred Melamed
The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor.… — Tom Robbins
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed… — Louis Tomlinson
When you get born your father and mother lost something out of themselves, and they are going to bust a ham trying to get it… — Robert Penn Warren
Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well. — Jamie Redknapp
It was argued that the Negro was inferior by nature because of Noah's curse upon the children of Ham.... The greatest blasphemy of the whole… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve… — Edgar Guest
I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by Barcelona, the failure… — Tom Dunne
I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday. — Paolo Di Canio
When I was younger, my dad was making a music video for a band in Montreal. I was goofing around and being a ham. An… — Vanessa Lengies
My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses. — Chris Ware
I never thought I'd be one of those old hams who favours theatre over everything, but I'm getting that way. Telly and film seemed more… — Paul McGann
When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the… — Alfred Molina
When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I… — Jean-Claude Van Damme
A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor — H. L. Mencken
My whole family are hams. They're storytellers and everyone outdoes the next one. — Matthew McConaughey
I've got a lot of ham in me. — Lionel Barrymore
There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me. — Sam Donaldson

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125 authors contributed a total of 141 Ham Quotes, led by these top contributors: