Ham Quotes

141 quotes by 125 authors

I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my… — John Cale
The crowds at West Ham haven't been rewarded by results, but they keep turning up because of the good football they see. Other clubs will… — Ron Greenwood
West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment — Ray Wilkins
So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it,… — Warren Jeffs
I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform. — Chris Isaak
Ham with mustard is a meal of glory — Dodie Smith
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to… — Paul Lynde
An actor is part illusionist, part artist, part ham. — Oscar Wilde
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham. — Dorothy Parker
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. — Groucho Marx
I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry… — Dr. Seuss
Iâ€™m not much of a fly tier. I can do itâ€”my friend calls it 'ham and eggs tying'â€”and I tie some cool flies that I… — Jack Ohman
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. — Dara O Briain
This is football from the 19th century. It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play. A football match… — Jose Mourinho
Until you have bred dogs and have drawn and painted them, it is difficult to realize that no two are identical in conformation. You need… — George Bird Evans
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means. The geometer might be replaced… — Henri Poincare
I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity. — Kristen Johnston
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who… — Rachel Held Evans
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've… — Andy Roddick
Art is like ham-it nourishes people. — Diego Rivera

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125 authors contributed a total of 141 Ham Quotes, led by these top contributors: