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• I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. — Lucille Ball
• Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
• I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves,… — Peter Berg
• Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr.… — Jim Carrey
• After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
• God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running… — Cynthia Rylant
• I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg
• In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
• There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in… — Michael Pollan
• Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor
• When I was a young boy, I loved spending hours in St. Franics Xavier's school library at Saint Louis University. The feel… — William Lacy Clay, Jr.
• West Ham play a speficic type of game - football. — Unknown Author

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