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- I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. — Lucille Ball
- Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. — Jack Benny
- I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves,… — Peter Berg
- Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr.… — Jim Carrey
- After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my… — Chi Chi Rodriguez
- God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running… — Cynthia Rylant
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg
- In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin