White Bread Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

• Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle
• The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel. — Bob Harper
• Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan. — Joel Fuhrman
• Eating a slice of white bread is like eating pure sugar. — Barry Sears
• Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes - goyish. Black… — Lenny Bruce
• In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There we got glimpses of melons and grapes… — Nellie Bly
• People who eat white bread have no dreams. — Diana Vreeland
• I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked… — Helen Fielding
• I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white… — Helen Fielding
• The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being… — Howard Jacobson
• Then a miracle occurred in the form of a plate of sandwiches. Geryon took three and buried his mouth in a delicious block of white… — Anne Carson
• When Josey woke up and saw the feathery frost on her windowpane, she smiled. Finally, it was cold enough to wear long coats and tights.… — Sarah Addison Allen
• The difference between a bland tomato and great one is immense, much like the difference between a standard, sliced white bread and a crusty, aromatic… — Yotam Ottolenghi
• One of the reasons I got really fat when I left home was because I thought rich people ate white bread and Spam. I also… — Alison Moyet
• I knew my mother was - well, her ancestry dated back to John Quincy Adams, so she was totally not Latina. She was definitely whatever… — Raquel Welch
• Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich. — Yelawolf
• You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons. — Jeff Ross
• I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich last night. It was the best sandwich I ever had. Just wonderful. White bread, American cheese, ham, tomato, mustard. Mary… — Fred Willard

Who Wrote These White Bread Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 18 White Bread Quotes as follows:

• 2 White Bread Quotes by Helen Fielding
• 1 White Bread Quote by Milton Berle
• 1 White Bread Quote by Bob Harper
• 1 White Bread Quote by Joel Fuhrman
• 1 White Bread Quote by Barry Sears
• 1 White Bread Quote by Lenny Bruce
• 1 White Bread Quote by Nellie Bly
• 1 White Bread Quote by Diana Vreeland
• 1 White Bread Quote by Howard Jacobson
• 1 White Bread Quote by Anne Carson
• 1 White Bread Quote by Sarah Addison Allen
• 1 White Bread Quote by Yotam Ottolenghi
• 1 White Bread Quote by Alison Moyet
• 1 White Bread Quote by Raquel Welch
• 1 White Bread Quote by Yelawolf
• 1 White Bread Quote by Jeff Ross
• 1 White Bread Quote by Fred Willard