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- The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel. — Bob Harper
- One of the reasons I got really fat when I left home was because I thought rich people ate white bread and… — Alison Moyet
- Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle
- Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan. — Joel Fuhrman
- Eating a slice of white bread is like eating pure sugar. — Barry Sears
- Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes… — Lenny Bruce
- In our short walks we passed the kitchen where food was prepared for the nurses and doctors. There we got glimpses of… — Nellie Bly
- People who eat white bread have no dreams. — Diana Vreeland