Last Night Quotes

590 quotes by 468 authors

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'. — Max Beerbohm
But, as we've seen over the last several months, the people in this country are very dissatisfied with the direction that this administration is taking… — Eric Cantor
I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten… — Tucker Carlson
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. — Muhammad Ali
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. — Bennett Cerf
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. — Woody Allen
I heard Professor Cannon lecture last night, going partly on your account. His subject was a physiological substitute for war-which is international sports and I… — James McKeen Cattell
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Benjamin Franklin
Last night, there came a frost, which has done great damage to my garden.... It is sad that Nature will play such tricks on us… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
And I met your baby moms last night. We took a picture together, I hope she frames it. And I was drinking at the Palms… — Drake
You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry. — Loretta Lynn
I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood
I have been speculating last night what makes a man a discoverer of undiscovered things. As far as I can conjecture the art consists in… — Charles Darwin
It's superb, definitely. Something that is new to me, that is shocking. I got the news last night about 3 in the morning, and I… — Scottie Pippen
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand
I cannot but be astonished that Sarsi should persist in trying to prove by means of witnesses something that I may see for myself at… — Galileo Galilei
On the altar you are looking at the same thing as you saw there last night. You have not heard, however, what this is, what… — Saint Augustine
Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised… — Mark Twain
I have been speculating last night what makes a man a discoverer of undiscovered things; and a most perplexing problem it is. Many men who… — Charles Darwin

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