Best Last Night Thoughts
590 Last Night quotes by 421 unique authors
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Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on.
— Norman Vincent Peale
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For years I kept a sign on my desk that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday. It simply said, 'yesterday ended last night.'…
— John C. Maxwell
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I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some…
— Paul Simon
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Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended.
— Tyler Seguin
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I had a truly horrible dream last night ... [Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mike Tyson and I] were on our way to a TV studio for a…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Perhaps you went to bed last night thinking about the overdue bills, the lack of finances, the problematic people and situations you have to face.…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and…
— Bill Vaughan
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I actually go to the gym much more now than I did when I was on Buffy. I like to stay fit, because that's when…
— Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I usually hang around the room listening to a bit of last night's show. If there's one available, I go to the steam room every…
— Phil Collins
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Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
— Tommy Cooper
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night.
— Bob Dole
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Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating.
— Ron Fairly
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Actors are programmed to see the worst. If you're talking about an actor's TV series, you say, 'I loved you last night.' And they go,…
— Tom Hooper
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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
— Jay Leno
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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things…
— David Letterman
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We spent last night listening to Liverpool football team on the radio, wanting them to win so badly. Paul supports Liverpool. He was Everton for…
— Linda McCartney
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I made observations for three hours last night, and am almost ill today from fatigue; still I have worked all day, trying to reduce the…
— Maria Mitchell
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During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running…
— Conan O'Brien
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Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.
— Matthew Prior
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There's a very real possibility in this industry of going out and leading your life and then going home and being a voyeur of your…
— Ryan Reynolds
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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
— Charlie Sheen
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For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what…
— Taylor Swift
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