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Last Night Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I…
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
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- Last night, there came a frost, which has done great damage to my garden.... It is sad that Nature will play such… — Nathaniel Hawthorne