"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down……" — Steven Wright
"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."
More Down Quotes
- Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down. — J. J. Abrams
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. — Aristotle
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles -… — Richard Armitage
- Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No… — Lance Armstrong
- My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear… — Desi Arnaz
- This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to… — Joe Arpaio
- The Steps to Folly as well as Sin are gradual, and almost imperceptible, and when we are once on the… — Mary Astell
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help… — Rodney Atkins
- I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for… — Rowan Atkinson
- I think every age lives in a blend of technology so there's always older ones mixed in with newer ones,… — Margaret Atwood
- The people you see in Nigeria today have always lived as neighbors in the same space for as long as… — Chinua Achebe